>On Dec 12, 10:44 pm, Rev Carbuncle Fondue <jedtorto
...@yahoo.com>
>wrote:
>> I overproduce sebum in my head;
>> the outside of it, mostly.
>> .
>> Then i pick it. It still itches. Then it bleeds.
>> .
>> I've used, at different times, coal tar stuff, selenium stuff,
>> ketoconazole stuff [does keep the ringworm under control], drying
>> with isopropyl, rubbing with chicken livers, and pasting with the
>> dottle from "Bob's"
>> Holy Pipe mixed with dog spit.
>> .
>> Yeah, Pisces, I have the Udder Butter for my cracking, bleeding
>> fingertips--'tis the season--but I need something else for this shit.
>> .
>> Martha "Carbuncle Fondue Recipes for apres-Yuletide Caroling" Stewart
>This is gonna sound odd, but have you tried crushed aspirin with a
>little water?
Rev. CF's genetics are flawed. Unless you are smart enough to cure yourself, you
may as well blow your brains out right now. ;p
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